Frequently Anticipated Questions

WTF?

Lists of the Five Worst of everything, by anyone.

Rilly?

Rilly. This is going to be the world's largest collection of five-worst lists. Guaranteed. But we need your help, so go add one now.

Why all the negativity, dude?

I was going to do Five Best but somebody has that domain and it's all parked and shit.

Can you imagine having Five Best Dot Friggin' Com and not doing anything with it? Idiot.

Why Five Worst and not, say, Twelve Worst?

I get bored if I have to count past my thumb.

Why do you want my e-mail address?

I don't like robots, unless they're smart enough to fool me into thinking they're not robots. So you have to confirm each five-worst list by going to a special URL you get in an e-mail.

I won't publish your e-mail addy, nor will I show it to my friends in order to make fun of you.

Who are you anyway?

I'm your host, Kevin Frost, a.k.a. Frosty. In real life I'm a painter, but I write software for a living and also make occasional little sites like this. More about me is available via the link at the bottom of this page.

My friends James, Will and Colleen helped me refine the idea. Thanks kids!

Are you in this for the money?

Depends. How much you got?

What are your plans for the future?

I should have a Five Worst Ideas for FiveWorst.com contest.

Off the top of my head:

  1. Flagging of super-extra-offensive lists
  2. Voting and stuff (Top Five Five Worst)
  3. Uploaded pictures of dorky people, and you can click on them and say if you like the way they look, and just sit there all day doing that for no apparent reason. Oh, wait...

What about an RSS feed?

Oooh, that's an idea.... let's say if I get more than one list a day from my adoring public, then I will put up an RSS doodad. Deal?

How do I report a bug?

That one's a little tricky. I'm going to have to set up a form for that. Coming soon under construction this link for sale.

What other sites do you recommend?

Fake Steve Jobs