Five Worst Places to Hide

By frosty on 28 Apr 2007.

  1. Where they least expect it.

    They always expect that.

  2. At the scene of the crime.

    They pick the dumbest one and make him wait there for you.

  3. Underground.

    Someone always locks the door from the outside.

  4. In plain sight.

    That only works in crime novels.

  5. Ibiza.

    Been done.

Enter your own Five Worst Places to Hide, or something else.