Five Worst Reasons for getting a Dog

By dilcsi on 24 May 2007.

  1. You like picking up warm droppings.

    This shouldn't be encouraged.

  2. Horses take up too much space in the living room.

    Maybe your house is too small.

  3. They love you for who you really are.

    And you know this how?

  4. Too many ways to skin a cat.

    "They say" this might not actually be true...

  5. For the sex!

    You can do better.

Enter your own Five Worst Reasons for getting a Dog, or something else.