Five Worst Reasons for getting a Dog

By frosty on 24 May 2007.

  1. It's Man's Best Friend.

    As long as you feed it.

  2. It's a Natural Alarm System.

    What if the burgler is more of a dog person than you are?

  3. You'll be safe walking in the Ghetto.

    You'll be just as unsafe, but with a plastic baggie full of feces.

  4. Awwwwww, puppies are so cute!

    This may be true, but it's only true for a year at most.

  5. You can't afford a child.

    Sure, they cost more... but they can talk!

Enter your own Five Worst Reasons for getting a Dog, or something else.