Five Worst Ideas Ever

By Frosty on 30 May 2007.

  1. Religion.

    If you concentrate all your superstition in a fictional character, why also give him power over your life?

  2. Nationality.

    So, a shared piece of dirt equals shared aspirations? Um, no.

  3. Royalty.

    See "Religion."

  4. Prohibition.

    Take an older and more productive element of human society than language itself. Ban it out of rank frustration at other people having more fun than you. Blame your actions on "Religion," see above. Brilliant.

  5. War.

    I know, let's kill some of our people and some of your people so the boss can have more money! See "Nationality," "Royalty," and "Religion" above.

Enter your own Five Worst Ideas Ever, or something else.