Five Worst Reasons for getting a Dog

By panglos on 14 Jun 2007.

  1. It'll clean spilled food off the floor.

    ... replacing it with a layer of dog spit.

  2. It'll be good company.

    As long as you like throwing a ball over and over and over.

  3. It'll keep the bed warm.

    Primarily by farting in it.

  4. It'll keep the other dog occupied.

    This is the kind of thinking that leads to maxed-out credit cards.

  5. It'll keep the kids occupied.

    They'll help each other destroy the house.

Enter your own Five Worst Reasons for getting a Dog, or something else.