Five Worst Things About the iPhone

By Richard Stallman on 22 Jul 2007.

  1. Doesn't run GNU/Linux.

    If they'd used GNU/Hurd I might forgive them.

  2. Can't recompile the kernel.

    What else do you expect me to do on the bus?

  3. No free calls.

    The capitalist mind-control machine taxes your speech!

  4. Too much GUI.

    All you fancy people with your shiny buttons. Get a life!

  5. Not GPL.

    How can you revolutionize an industry without a viral license?!

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